Sunday, December 16, 2012

How to smuggle using kinder surprise.

So, you need to cross the border, and you want to take with yourself some kind of banned product. If this is small product, which couldn't be detected by dogs (laser's diodes at this example, could be bible's pages or something like this), you can do the following:

1) You need to buy number of kinder surprises.
2) Slightly open them, without corrupting of paper or chocolate
3) Take the toy-surprise out from the egg

4) Put you stuff inside

5) Tricky part: fuse chocolate's halves into one single egg. You may need some additional training for this, but it's possible to be done on usual kitchen.

6) Put the paper back and you will finish it!
And because no one really knows what could be inside of the kinder surprise, all scans will be okay ("surprises" could be metal, or plastic, there are instructions always, so no one will realize what kind of surprise you have with yourself).

 P.s. this is a kind of joke, so it hasn't been really tested by me, and I don't like smuggling (only bibles are appreciated).