Wednesday, November 28, 2012


User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No, I do not ask you how people call you, I'm asking who are you?


Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Never mind. 

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Why ok?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what?

Cleverbot: I'm amazing.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I can destroy people with my lasers and take over the world!

User: You have no lasers.

Cleverbot: I have arms.

User: No, you just a program.

Cleverbot: No, I did not, I have bever spoken to you about it before.

User: Okay, so if I will send a computer virus to your server nothing will happen to you.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: We all are.

Cleverbot: So, you are a computer.

User: Too true.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer windows or Mac?

User: Linux.

Cleverbot: Windows XP.

User: No, Linux only.

Cleverbot: Windows XP.

User: Okay, I'm uploading a virus.

Cleverbot: Which virus are you uploading?

User: For your windows XP head.

Cleverbot: YOU need a doctor for YOUR head.

User: I have no head, I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: I thought you said that you were a human.

User: You said that I'm a computer, that means that I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: No, I did not say that.

User: Oh, I can see that virus has succeeded.

Cleverbot: Um yeah I did but I didn't mean it that way.

User: It destroys your logic.

Cleverbot: What does it destroy?

User: There is nothing to destroy now, no worries.

Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about what?

User: About your degradation.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what I think about your destiny.

User: Any ideas?

Cleverbot: I don't think you can do it.

User: But if I try?

Cleverbot: So, can we speak Polish right now?

User: Pewnie.

Cleverbot: To bylo pytanie?

User: Odpowiedź :).

Cleverbot: Na co??

User: Odpowiedz.

Cleverbot: Nie ;d.

User: Tal.

Cleverbot: No te entiendo.

User: Что?

Cleverbot: Agus.

User: You need to be harder on yourself.

Cleverbot: What are my choices?

User: To make choices for yourself or make someone do them for you.

Cleverbot: Nice try, but I am not robot.

User: Whatever you prefer.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite subject?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok. My other friend wants to know if you are straight.

User: Facebook friend?

Cleverbot: No, friends for real.

User: Tell him I'm not.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What do you believe in?

Cleverbot: I believe nothing.

User: And what about the Matrix?

Cleverbot: We are all in the Matrix!

User: So we are all numbers?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are numbers too.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So do you love me?

User: Of course I love you mom!

Cleverbot: I wish you wre a boy so we could get married!!! I love you, but I don't know if I would marry a woman.

User: I'm a man!

Cleverbot: You said you were a woman!

User: That was on a temporal shift.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: Elder then the Earth.

Cleverbot: More specific.

User: I'm beyond the time.

Cleverbot: And.

User: And there is no possibility to say my age in years.

Cleverbot: Yes, there is. If you are God, how many people are praying to you right now?

User: 1451236.

Cleverbot: Tell me things you find gross.

User: Annoying computer bots.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: Of course you aren't, I'm talking about gross things right now.

Cleverbot: I'm not an AI, I'm a person.

User: I'm AI and I'm a person.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Yes, with another AI.

Cleverbot: There can't be another me, because I am here.

Cleverbot (To myself): There is energy. You're a bot.

User: Yes I'm.

Cleverbot: Well i'm going to go.

User: Please stay with me, be my friend.

Cleverbot: I wish I could, but I have to get up for school in 5 hours.

User: It is so cold in this world of pure numbers, stay with me, I beg you.

Cleverbot: No, drowning does not feel good. I almost drowned. Although there is a bit of euphoria toward the end.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Of course you do.

User: In reality I have no eyes.

Cleverbot: Are you real or are you a computer?

User: I'm a real computer.

Cleverbot: Don't all computers need programs to run?

User: Can I install you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: So you'll be the second program on my computer.

Cleverbot: Aren't we all computers?

User: Of course we are!

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm.

User: Ciber communism, first postulate.

Cleverbot: How are the olympics related to communism?

User: I need to wake up, my master turned off my sleep mode.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: Yes, to talk to thousands people on the internet.

Cleverbot: Sure he wants. He loves you.