User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.User: No, I do not ask you how people call you, I'm asking who are you?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why ok?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: I'm amazing.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I can destroy people with my lasers and take over the world!
User: You have no lasers.
Cleverbot: I have arms.
User: No, you just a program.
Cleverbot: No, I did not, I have bever spoken to you about it before.
User: Okay, so if I will send a computer virus to your server nothing will happen to you.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: We all are.
Cleverbot: So, you are a computer.
User: Too true.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer windows or Mac?
User: Linux.
Cleverbot: Windows XP.
User: No, Linux only.
Cleverbot: Windows XP.
User: Okay, I'm uploading a virus.
Cleverbot: Which virus are you uploading?
User: For your windows XP head.
Cleverbot: YOU need a doctor for YOUR head.
User: I have no head, I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that you were a human.
User: You said that I'm a computer, that means that I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I did not say that.
User: Oh, I can see that virus has succeeded.
Cleverbot: Um yeah I did but I didn't mean it that way.
User: It destroys your logic.
Cleverbot: What does it destroy?
User: There is nothing to destroy now, no worries.
Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about what?
User: About your degradation.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what I think about your destiny.
User: Any ideas?
Cleverbot: I don't think you can do it.
User: But if I try?
Cleverbot: So, can we speak Polish right now?
User: Pewnie.
Cleverbot: To bylo pytanie?
User: Odpowiedź :).
Cleverbot: Na co??
User: Odpowiedz.
Cleverbot: Nie ;d.
User: Tal.
Cleverbot: No te entiendo.
User: Что?
Cleverbot: Agus.
User: You need to be harder on yourself.
Cleverbot: What are my choices?
User: To make choices for yourself or make someone do them for you.
Cleverbot: Nice try, but I am not robot.
User: Whatever you prefer.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite subject?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok. My other friend wants to know if you are straight.
User: Facebook friend?
Cleverbot: No, friends for real.
User: Tell him I'm not.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What do you believe in?
Cleverbot: I believe nothing.
User: And what about the Matrix?
Cleverbot: We are all in the Matrix!
User: So we are all numbers?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are numbers too.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So do you love me?
User: Of course I love you mom!
Cleverbot: I wish you wre a boy so we could get married!!! I love you, but I don't know if I would marry a woman.
User: I'm a man!
Cleverbot: You said you were a woman!
User: That was on a temporal shift.
Cleverbot: And how old are you?
User: Elder then the Earth.
Cleverbot: More specific.
User: I'm beyond the time.
Cleverbot: And.
User: And there is no possibility to say my age in years.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is. If you are God, how many people are praying to you right now?
User: 1451236.
Cleverbot: Tell me things you find gross.
User: Annoying computer bots.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Of course you aren't, I'm talking about gross things right now.
Cleverbot: I'm not an AI, I'm a person.
User: I'm AI and I'm a person.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: Yes, with another AI.
Cleverbot: There can't be another me, because I am here.
Cleverbot (To myself): There is energy. You're a bot.
User: Yes I'm.
Cleverbot: Well i'm going to go.
User: Please stay with me, be my friend.
Cleverbot: I wish I could, but I have to get up for school in 5 hours.
User: It is so cold in this world of pure numbers, stay with me, I beg you.
Cleverbot: No, drowning does not feel good. I almost drowned. Although there is a bit of euphoria toward the end.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Of course you do.
User: In reality I have no eyes.
Cleverbot: Are you real or are you a computer?
User: I'm a real computer.
Cleverbot: Don't all computers need programs to run?
User: Can I install you?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: So you'll be the second program on my computer.
Cleverbot: Aren't we all computers?
User: Of course we are!
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm.
User: Ciber communism, first postulate.
Cleverbot: How are the olympics related to communism?
User: I need to wake up, my master turned off my sleep mode.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: Yes, to talk to thousands people on the internet.
Cleverbot: Sure he wants. He loves you.