Inventors do not sleep - they are watching subconscious solutions of their minds.

Inventors do not eat - they are supplying science project.

Inventors do not see products at markets - they see spare parts for their machines.

Yep, I feel myself like that sometimes. :)

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"People become artists if they have no enough imagination to be a mathematician"

Unknown sage

How to smuggle using kinder surprise.

So, you need to cross the border, and you want to take with yourself some kind of banned product. If this is small product, which couldn't be detected by dogs (laser's diodes at this example, could be bible's pages or something like this), you can do the following:

Cleverbot

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No, I do not ask you how people call you, I'm asking who are you?

"Geeks are human, yes, but sometimes they seem like a different species. They have social interactions that don't resemble anything else found in nature; they have language aspects and conventions that go against rational thought; and they many times have a unique body odor. Ok, ok. We have that unique body odor, too. For we are they and they are you and we are you and... we're all geeks. And we need people to understand us so they can date us. This book helps."

From the "A Girl’s Guide to Dating a Geek" book's introduction.

"Clearly, us geeks know something about life in the 21st century that other folks don't - something we all can learn from."

From the "Geek Wisdom" book's introduction.

Suddenly I understood, that there is no need to look to the clock - I can easily determine what time is it, by looking into source's compile log.

He:  From now on... I promise no more affairs with strange ships.
She: What about the Delta Flyer?
He:  We're just friends.

Yesterday (Backup version)

Lyrics:

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.